Three names you go by:
David
Teter
Re-teet (it's Teter pronounced backwards!)

Three screen names you've had:
outoftunestring
quixotist
dagote14

Three physical things you like about yourself:
my hair (hey!)
the eyes man, the eyes
i <3 my weiner

Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
my abnormal butt (it's like, a weight class higher than it should be or something)
my teeth
my utter lack of muscle in the upper body

Three parts of your heritage:
Irish
German (hey! again!)
British

Three things that scare you:
the newspaper guy in the morning (my wall is adjacent to his favorite throwing spot)
earthquakes
skateboarding, even though I do it like constantly now

Three of your everyday essentials:
besides oxygen, water, food, & sleep...
computer, with either an internet connection, solitaire, or tetris
guitar
a cat to pet (or some animal to pamper. weird, eh?)

Three things you are wearing right now:
Pants
New shoes! Woot
A wristband with old-school 8-Bit Mario power-ups that says "Know Your Mushrooms"

Three of your favorite bands or musical artists:
Pink Floyd
Jimi Hendrix
Judas Priest

Three of your favorite songs:
Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond (but to hear it truly, you basically have to listen to the whole "Wish You Were Here" album)
Jimi Hendrix - If Six Was Nine
Judas Priest - Diamonds and Rust

Three things you want in a relationship:
trust
friendship
respect (can anyone really say anything besides those three?)

Two truths and a lie:
I talk too much
I get over-emotional
I voted for George W. Bush

Three things about the preferred sex that appeal to you:
Physical - Eyes and ass. Everything else is just details. :P
Spiritual - An open mind but some kind of self-understanding.
Emotional - Someone with a sense of security and self-reliance

Three of your favorite hobbies:
playing guitar
going on random-ass trips
uh...smoking? heh..

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
swim
swim naked
other things naked

Three careers you've considered:
politician (ew)
lawyer (less ew, but still ew)
teacher (my goal)

Three places you want to go on holiday:
Holland
Ireland
Paris

Three kids' names you like:
Edward
Samantha
Julian

Three things you want to do before you die
Achieve a sense of satisfaction with life
Play music live in front of a crowd as far as the eye can see
Take a massive amount of LSD (okay so I could only think of two.)

Three ways you are stereotypically a boy:
I beat off
I play videogames
I often parade around the house half-naked

Three ways you are stereotypically a girl:
I hate feeling dirty
I like talking about "feelings" :P
I spend a lot of time on my hair, when I DO spend time on it that is

Three celeb crushes
Sofia Vergara
Mia Kirshner
Eliza Dushku

Three real crushes:
If I told you, you'd die. I wouldn't have anything to do with it. We're talkin' instantaneous death. Probably by unprovoked decapitation. (in other words, no one in particular really.)

Three people who need to do this:
Shannon
Fuzzy
Losfer DAMMIT RICH DO IT